An object attached to the male body that ejects semen and urine. They all come in different shapes, sizes, and colors.
by Tsakri16 October 15, 2017
Get the Penismug. M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb
M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.
M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.
by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016
Get the Edison penismug. Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)
by Penis patty June 4, 2020
Get the Penis pattymug. A long cylinder that you once sucked at a sleepover and now the owner barely interacts with you, not even bothering viewing your Instagram stories because he's a man whore and a fucking 5.9 incher bitch, who then goes and tells your friends about how you begged him for it when actually he's the one that was literally saying "just do it" (you were hesitant but ultimately gave in). Then a month later, texts you and says he wants to go for another round but you deny because he lost his fucking chance and also you dont want it ruining your friendship like the last time it happened.
Person 1: ok I'll suck your penis
Person 2 (man whore): good boy
3 months later
Person 1: Fuck you bitch jokes on you cause you mean nothing to me and Im finally getting over you so haha
Man whore: wanna try again?
Person 1: no I'm sorry (is thrown back to square one, needing to get over him all over again
Person 2 (man whore): good boy
3 months later
Person 1: Fuck you bitch jokes on you cause you mean nothing to me and Im finally getting over you so haha
Man whore: wanna try again?
Person 1: no I'm sorry (is thrown back to square one, needing to get over him all over again
by E.M.M112606 May 14, 2023
Get the Penismug. omg tiffany, i was about to give nathan a blowjob, and then i saw he had so many penis freckles! oh yeah, and his dick's small.
by dildofart69 November 30, 2020
Get the penis frecklesmug. by iAteGr4ndma April 12, 2021
Get the Penis Choppermug. 