Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.
That's a penis fly-trap!
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.
That's a penis fly-trap!
by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024
Get the Penis Fly-Trapmug. a man part of the body near the ass. can be used for urination and sex. it is also the best part of the mans body and it is also a huge meme.
by h2008 June 17, 2018
Get the penismug. by Penisdweller69 July 4, 2022
Get the Penis dwellermug. Something that you will never lick. Like a popsicle. It is long (sometimes) and HARRRDDDD when it sees you. It has place in the vagina or asshole.
by Lt.BaguetteSis December 7, 2024
Get the Penismug. A person who is extremely talented at making a penis ejaculate. The is person may use many different methods to accomplish this task. The most common of these generally tends to be performing fellatio. The individual tends to love penises with a deep passion. Often they seek out new penises to please on a daily basis.
That guy Jason over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.
That guy Jason over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.
by gnarly77 September 4, 2020
Get the Penis whispermug. When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?
As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others
by shmevron james December 1, 2022
Get the Penis pullsmug. by Gh0st_theyeeter December 6, 2023
Get the penis tapemug.