penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021

Penis Flakes

People that are uncircumcised and dont clean inside there foreskin

Oliver: Rj you better clean you penis or else you'll get Penis Flakes!

by Todd42032 August 30, 2022

Penis extension

A term used when a man is excessively playing with his mobile phone, as though he is playing with his penis.

“Oh look, got his penis extension out again”

by dobbster June 04, 2023

penecular penis

penecular penis, is a penis that is shaped in a wavy form, such as wavy hair. But instead of being wavy hair, you have a wavy penis, in other words penecular penis

Girl 1- Did you see that guys penis? Girl 2- Ya! it was very wavy Girl 1- You mean a penecular penis? Girl 2- Yes!

by Alfred50 August 04, 2010

penis pickings

When you have little hairs or fuzz bits around your penis you pick off with your fingers

my penis is getting dirty! im gonna do my daily penis pickings

by poperoni304 September 20, 2023

penis freckles

when a ginger has freckles on his groin area

omg tiffany, i was about to give nathan a blowjob, and then i saw he had so many penis freckles! oh yeah, and his dick's small.

by dildofart69 November 30, 2020

Micky penis

Other definition of a micro penis.

Kenneth was born with a micky penis

by areg August 03, 2023