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Friendzoned 

When the person you like doesn't like you back, but it's worse. This person treats you as a friend, so even though you every time you hang out with this person, you want to make out with them and stick your tongue down their throat, you have to resist because you might lose them as a friend.

This phrase came from the show Friends. Joey told Ross that Rachel likes him, but will never like like him. That he is in this 'friend zone.'
"Dude, I just spent hours texting her trying to make her feel better ever since Pete broke up with her and you know what she told me? 'Why can't I find a guy like you?'"

"Sorry, man. You're totally FRIENDZONED!
Friendzoned by Walter Melon June 5, 2013

Tumblr Friends 

A group of friends through the website tumblr, with similar interests in either Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Boondocks Saints, or other cult movies, music, or celebrities. Known to troll, be forever alone, and accept all challenges, a tumblr friend rides a mighty unicorn into battle, with inside jokes and yelling FUCK YEA.

Also, someone who talks to you to make sure your OK, and looks at the worlds problems, because they are friends with people around the world.
Andy and Liz are tumblr friends, all they ever do is reblog pictures of unicorns from each other.

friendly banter 

The art of taking sly digs at your friends in an acceptable form. venting anger towards a friend in a highly amusing atmosphere creating tension and laughter.
"Then on the other hand i've got this CLOWN!"

"And you come back of your fucking hospital bed"

Just two of the exceptional vocabulary of "Friendly Banter"
friendly banter by Jordan Riding December 16, 2007

Friendzone 

When nobody fucking likes you bitch.
Because you’re an ugly ass bitch.
Girl: fuck off, I don’t like you
Boy: (friendzone)

Elliot Friedman 

A person who is incredible good at video games. He will pwn anyone in any video games. Often times a person who has big man boobs, yet is very muscular. Also may contain jew-fro. Obsessed with frogs and toads and whatnot.
Damn! That dude totally owned me at Call of duty. Of Course hes an Elliot Friedman!

Whoa that guy has some big pecs, he must be an Elliot Friedman.
Elliot Friedman by C0Dluver69 December 7, 2010

friendly fire 

A popular american sport where they like to bomb anything that moves including weddings, their allies, the press corps, aid workers, their own men......
"Is it one of ours?

Who cares shoot the fuckers anyway."
friendly fire by black flag June 7, 2004