You be epic bowling ball

This meme makes less sense that your life.

Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"

by NO ONE OWNS THIS ACCOUNT October 9, 2019

You underestimate my power

The act of declaring that one is good at something right before fucking it up.

Derives from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith where Anakin Skywalker says this to his former master Obi-Wan Kenobi right before lunging at him and getting his left arm and both of his legs cut of by a lightsaber.

Obi-Wan: "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"
Anakin: You underestimate my power!"
Also Anakin: (Lunges at him and gets fucked by his laser sword and then caught on fire)

by buttonmasher525 January 2, 2018

Can't even look at you

The phrase used by a girl when you're so good looking that she can't even look at you because it turns them on so much that they might do something in public with you that may go viral or get them arrested.

Camila: "Gosh you've been hitting the gym hard ughh, baby I can't even look at you"

by DannyDimes April 2, 2021

lifes a cunt then you die

Existence is futile and the only certain fact in life is that you will die. Life is one grinding disappointment after the next until death.

Dave has been sacked from work, deep in depression has come to the conclusion that he was deluding himself before and not to expect anything from life as lifes a cunt then you die.

by Insignificant eddie June 10, 2011

blow you up

while someone is doing ecstasy, people will get nasal vaporub things and blow it on your face and in your eyes, causing the individual to become refreshed, and energized to continue dancing and feeling good. People also sniff vaporub by sticking it up their nostrils or getting a tub of it and spreading it on a surgical mask.

"yo, brotha, you look tired. lemme blow you up."

by trip-daddy March 30, 2007

I hear you knocking

I hear you knocking, but you can't come in! A Fats Domino song about his feelings for a ex who wants to return!

I hear you knocking, but you can't come in! Go back where you been.

by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2020

blow you out

when someone says something stupid to you, like a dumb comment, you say your gonna blow them out, make fun of them

Rae: That's corkey Kasey: I'm gonna blow you out

by Rae Jen October 2, 2005