red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime

person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.

by le bruh moment April 19, 2021

Red Belly Monkeying

R-ed Bell-ee Mon-key-ing

verb.

The act of fucking upside down while both suspended with ropes and pulleys. Named after the red belly monkey, the only animal known to fuck upside down.

"Hey Janice, want to try red belly monkeying tonight? I just went to the hardware store and got everything we need!

by Douchebag Ryan ;)" February 26, 2020

red streaking

when you go down on a woman who is on her period

A man really loves a woman when he goes red streaking . Yuck!

by Doooodaaaaaa April 07, 2015

epic red line fail

When one uses large fingers for typing word documents and is unable to spell correctly MS Word will unline the entire document with wavey red lines.

Andy "Dude, your word document is such an epic red line fail, learn to spell"

Paul "sound"

by the_riviera_kid October 08, 2010

Red Toed Lollipop

When a girl is on her period and you insert your foot into her vagina and forcefully rip it out make a loud popping sound, and leaving your toes red.

Yo dude, last night I performed the Red Toed Lollipop on my GF.

by Mr. Horror November 16, 2016

red eye of the maelstrom

Someone's red, raw butthole after losing their anal virginity.

After screwing her in the ass, I could see the red eye of the maelstrom.

by Static_Deth July 15, 2013

Red Sundae

The inflamed area around the male crotch that is the direct result of skin disease.

Wow Theo, what the hell is going on around your crotch??? It looks like you got a red sundae going on.

by Dickhead4loife August 23, 2021