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Pacifier Penis

A penis that has undergone so much shrinkage from extremely cold water that it is very short, fairly hard and sticks straight forward. An attempt at a blowjob would very much resemble sucking on a pacifier
After Kyle got out of Lake Champlain it looked like he had a tiny boner, but it was actually a case of pacifier penis from the cold water.

After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it
by Littleman2471 August 5, 2023
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Pickled penis

1,when a guy fucks a girl with an STD and his dick now smells like rotting pussy

2,when a guy has an STD and his dick just stinks or has that vinegary B.O. smell
Person 1, bro my dick smells so bad I hate it
Person 2, yeah bro I told you that hoe would give you a pickled penis, should of used a condom
by Thetallonewithlonghair August 9, 2023
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slut penis

Nice penis sucked by a girl called slut penis
JAmal: hey wanna meet slut penis? She is at the slutty slavery department!
Tyrone: I use her as a rape victim to suck my wrinkly dick with blood dripping! And semen.
the 3rd: yeah she had a big dick to suck on it was mine she said it felt very nice
by Isuckpussy🍼 August 13, 2023
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Pro penis

The worst spot in a rotation, you dread the thought of it all day.
Bro I had the worst kids go down pro penis earlier
by Djduhddhd August 15, 2023
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Tiny Penis

Tiny penis is a penis 4 inches or smaller
If you’re name is Cayden you have a tiny penis
by Bella…taylor01 September 11, 2023
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Small Penis.

What you have.
A penis under 3.5".
A penis less than 3.5" is seen as a "Small Penis."
by ushelease September 18, 2023
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Blarps penis

Blarps penis
Blarps penis
by JM99 Official October 4, 2023
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