Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar

Penis noir served with fresh caviar

by D Flawless September 27, 2023

Penis Lag

When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation

I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!

by jfitty359 August 30, 2019

PENIS

A massive fucking cock, an absolute minecraft torch, a total fucking weiner, a living hot dog, a tenacious ten inches

Yo, that man has a PENIS

by Weinerman12 November 9, 2020

Penis

The long thing in my pants

“A dog bit off my penis”

by Lon McDean December 2, 2022

penis

that thing faith loves

Faith loves penis so much she's called the penis queen

by cum lord69 November 13, 2023

Lady Penis

What happens when a lady takes testosterone.

Wow! Look at her lady penis!

by Lady penis lover February 17, 2022

Penis

Something I don't have

Hey man can I suck your penis

by Fuck rongol September 30, 2020