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Monkey

I got raped by a monkey and now I have AIDS.
by bonkobi December 6, 2020
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Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.
1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.
by АлександрМ August 7, 2023
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monkey

by ghdyul;fyhu;lhgfgtfghlhgftghk; October 17, 2022
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Monkey

In finance, a Monkey is British slang for 500 pounds sterling. The term monkey came from soldiers returning from India, where the 500 rupee note had a picture of a monkey on it. They used the term monkey for 500 rupees and on returning to England the saying was converted for sterling to mean £500.
by Jazjax10 January 20, 2019
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funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.
"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025
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monkey

Nickrye your such a monkey!
by anonymous November 30, 2023
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monkey bird

Someone who knows they have HIV, and they fly around giving it to other people.
by Flintown April 22, 2014
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