National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023

friend-eater

Someone who is actively trying to leave you out. Someone who tries to steal your friend(s) in every occasion.

Audree is a friend-eater! I never did anything to her but she keeps stealing my friends!

by Lieselock May 24, 2018

Friend

Someone you hate, who hangs out with you, only because they have no friends and think it's ok to crash your outings.

Friend 1: I love coming to Starbucks1 *They'd smile.*
Friend 2: Me too! This place is a second home for me! *Grins until they saw the "friend".
Me: Oh hell naw, guys we gots to go.

by SweetAndSaltyIt'sSkyler March 14, 2018

friend

a fucking bitch that is never there when you need them and stabs you in the back and all on reapeat leaves you with no friends

"hey" what stupid bitch go die in a hole" friend 1 :.....

by oofer4l January 11, 2021

Lifespan of a gay friend

21 - 22

Lifespan of a gay friend. 21 - 22

by titkok April 24, 2022

Fake friend

Every friend I've ever had I'm the 18 years I've lived until I met new people in college who I can be myself around

I've finally got real friends and ditched the fake friends

by UltimateDoge November 8, 2022

Friend

A blue sheep that ghostbur loved and was blown up by dadza

Ghostbur:where’s friend
Dadza:I don’t know mate

by Mcyt January 6, 2021