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Cum lumps

When a salad is tossed so hard that your cum glands over react cause cum lumps in your ankles.
Sara tossed my salad so hard it gave me Cum Lumps.
by Cum lumper May 27, 2019
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Cum Bruise

The contusion left on the one’s body after an speedy or over-zealous ejaculation.
“I’m not taking you to church with that Cum Bruise on your face.”
by nottravis March 10, 2024
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Cum Chalice

A Cum Chalice is a gift in which can be distributed to your dearest friends.

This gift symbolizes friendship, platonic care and the desire to never be romantically intwined with the individual you are gifting.
“ I heard Jessica got a cum chalice from Tyson!”
“Ooh…girl got rejected hardcore.”
by Cxxz8 November 14, 2023
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Phantom Cum

When one feels a sensation of busting a nut but little to no cum is actually released
Jim: Yo! I swore I just came, why don't I see anything?

Joe: That's called Phantom Cum, you just felt the sensation.
by MeowMan191919 July 6, 2025
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Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.
1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
by justinmiller October 13, 2020
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cum

when you masturbate to hard

Michael: yo bro imma go watch porn
Bro: ok
12 mins later
Bro: why are your pants white?
Michael: i cummed while watching porn
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cum

its a slime like gooey thing that comes out of a man’s dick
playing with *insert random name*’s cum 😻
by albedo’s piss November 17, 2021
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