Urban Dictionary

a sight where every single godamn definition includes gross sexual references and content. Half the writers are just 12 year old boys looking for a laugh and half the users are just horny teenaged boys looking up sexual innuendos so they can get off to the definitions. It was initially a good idea in 1999 when it was created by Aaron Peckham to keep up on slang, but the horny dumbass users decided to fuck it up so here we are.

Me: Hm, Urban Dictionary? I wonder what that is...*types into search bar*
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair

Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A real life, and online dictionary available to the public to read, and add new words to.

“Hey guys, did you hear I added a new word to the Urban Dictionary?”

by anonymous October 27, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A real life, and online dictionary available to the public to read, and add new words to.

“Hey guys did you hear I added a new word to the Urban Dictionary ?”

by anonymous October 27, 2021

Urban dictionary

Bruh your on urban dictionary you dont need this definition

Lemme go on urban dictionary!

by Dream_69 October 27, 2021

urban dictionary android logo

Something or someone that can be or do better than they are or are currently doing. A bit of a disappointment.

Human: "Why does Albert dress like a slob? He's got a good sense of fashion"
Human 2: "I don't know - he's a real urban dictionary android logo though"

by Urban Dictionary iOS Logo October 28, 2021

urban legend

Just look up biggest cock in the world on the hub and you fill find the "urban legend"

definition. BBC

Holy shit that urban legend was awesome

by k eze October 29, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A stupid website which will accept practically anyword

I bet Urban Dictionary will define my definition with an easy pass.

by imjustahumanbeing October 29, 2021