Slick Dick

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A man whose penis appears as though it is slimy, greasy, or oiled up all the time. A penis that is shiny, when it really should not be. Often found on desperate perverts who take shameless dick-selfies.

Hey Mike, if you ever send me another picture of your slick dick, we are no longer friends

by Oxford Dicktionary October 7, 2013

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dick-ears

n. A person disliked. Insulting name for a person, such as "dick-head".

What's up, dick ears?

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

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Dick pick

A penis with no girth, so small and thin one could utilize it as a toothpick.

We had a great time, but he dropped his pants and I saw a dick pick, so I ran the hell out of there

by dont4geturjackiet March 19, 2017

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work the dick

to either do it urself or have a "friend" "work the dick" basically

Man she looks like she can work the dick.

Hey man u took my beer, dude work the dick i bought that shit.

WORK THE DICK

by cmassich January 17, 2009

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Limp-Dick

A word used to describe a very lazy person or a slacker; someone who just stands around, not doing what they're supposed to, like a limp dick

Not only is this an example, this is how the word originated

(Trevor throws a terrible pass)
Coach: "Trevor! What the hell are you doing! Standin round there lookin like a limp-dick!

by CJ45 February 20, 2009

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dick spank

An unpopular colleague or group member with poor social skills. Easy to recognize as they are obnoxiously loud and quite unattractive. This individual often inteferes with personal space and makes rude and inappropriate gestures with his crotch.

Man! Who invited the dick spank from payroll?

That dick spank takes crazy long bathroom breaks.

by Amix December 23, 2004

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