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wide cunt

A Scottish (east coast) definition of someone acting hard but doesn't seem to be or acting wealthy whilst wearing fake brands.
Jimbo - "see that cunt over there giving it beans?"
Timmy - "ignore that wide cunt he's full o pish
Jimbo - "fuck it then"
Timmy - "aye fuck him"
by MyPilesAreSore August 11, 2024
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Cooked cunt

A stingy little cunt usually always loves smoking others buds cause is always sick when it coke time to work

A cooked cunt is usually always named Ethan and like to think he’s a little sick cunt
Fucking hell Ethan your a little cooked cunt
by The thuth speaker June 14, 2022
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cock sucker thunder cunt

a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants

- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.

Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.

Bobby went to lick her piss.
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023
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cunt

<3
cunt, someone having seggs with a bag of beans

her: ha you eat beans with a k-nife
him: no you have seggs with beans
by XxErectum-EaterxX March 13, 2021
mugGet the cuntmug.

Cunted

Word used to describe something that’s so good you can’t even use fucked to explain it, you gotta say cunted.
1. “then you realise we’re feasting gyg after this” “yeah that’s fucken cunted”
2. “you coming cq tonight?” “course bro” “JEEEEEZ that’s cunted”
by Parsa Manshadi December 29, 2022
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Cunt jism

The girl juice that comes out of a woman's pussy when she's sexually aroused.
I fingered. My gf's pussy until she came some,

Cunt jism. Then I brushed my teeth 🤣 with it and then we kissed
by 4realazitgits April 19, 2021
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Cunt Biscuit

A female that you cannot stand and cunt just wouldn't suffice to describe her.
She is such a cunt biscuit!!!!
by Brimmjob August 6, 2016
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