Lay your cheese

Lay a piece of cheese on (item)

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"

by iliker6s November 10, 2020

double decker cheese loaded bastard

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy

"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*

by 6aXL September 30, 2020

sobbing in the cheese

when you’re so horribly sad and hurt that you consume an unreal amount of cheese to numb your own pain

Chadathon the second: i heard you are sobbing in the cheese

cheese sobber: yes

by cheese sobber October 1, 2020

Cheeseburger without Cheese

A Cheeseburger with no Cheese

A fucking hamburger.

Who the hell orders a Cheeseburger without Cheese? Just order a damn hamburger at that point

by A Literal Glass Of Water October 8, 2020

smell like cheese

When a male dominant predator kisses god.

"Yo jamal did you kiss god, cause you smell like cheese"

by Dahvede October 18, 2020

not your cheese

none of your beeswax/business

“hey man did tiana & dylan break up ?!?”
“that’s not your cheese man.”

by actuallycheese October 20, 2020

ass and cheese

When your so bad at anything you do your friends call you out on it constantly

Why the fuck is my reverse gear neutral your ass and cheese at driving stick peter

by Whyland October 21, 2020