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Cottage Cheese

A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.
Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them. His mentality is a remnant of the Cottage Cheese colonialist mindset.
by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021
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cheese fisting

Fisting someone with a block of cheddar or Parmesan.
My girlfriend wanted to fist me with cheese for her birthday. We later made a lasagna. Cheese fisting lasagna
by Gravychips March 27, 2016
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people cheese

The crust that forms primarily on your cars steering wheel, radio and hvac controls and shifter.
Did you clean all of that people cheese off the steering wheel?
by butt cheese 81 October 28, 2013
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Cheese

A godly substance that will make many things better.
by Wingedskelly November 10, 2020
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Cheese

A word that is commonly used on tiktok for describing the dirt and semen that might get stuck under the foreskin in some boys. Some people might refer to it as "Unlimited food" because you could technically eat it while producing it unlitimed times.
Yusuf: Yo, why are you smelling?

Yarub: Its just my cheese, really hard to clean down there!

Abdalla: Bro, thats wild! It's really stankin up the whole room, gotta cut it off!
by Crust collector February 28, 2024
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mac cheese

A crazy person who's wearing a banana costume
I'm Mac cheese and I'm wearing a banana costume
by Ella and Maddie May 7, 2018
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cheese

Why are you looking up the definition of cheese?
Stupid idiot, are you?
Looking to be cheesy? Tryna be funny?
I got three words for you: IT'S NOT WORKING. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT CHEESE IS
by Honorificabilitudinity October 8, 2016
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