macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 23, 2014

Bogan cheese

The more they age the stinkier they get.

That is one hella stinky bogan cheese.

by Holyheckarooney December 19, 2019

Faucet Cheese

"Faucet cheese" is a term used to describe cheese dispensers designed to dispense liquid cheese. These dispensers typically feature a faucet-like mechanism that allows users to easily pour or drizzle liquid cheese onto their desired food items. This term is commonly employed in casual conversations or within the context of snack bars, concession stands, or venues where such dispensers are used to enhance the flavor of various dishes like nachos, hot dogs, or pretzels. The term playfully combines the concept of a faucet, a device for controlling the flow of liquid, with the cheesy nature of the substance being dispensed.

At the snack bar, Tim exclaimed, "I feel like a cheese artist with this faucet cheese! Move over, Picasso, I'm about to create a masterpiece on these nachos!"

by Irocz187 January 12, 2024

Wet Cheese

Cheese chunks melted in water that you serve on toast with pepper for breakfast

“Mom! Make me some wet cheese. Mom! I want the Bradbury special right meow!”

by Incognitmoe February 09, 2022

cheesed over

Something that doesn't work correctly.

My car engine is cheesed over because I forgot to check the oil.

by JoeyBomm July 19, 2024

cheesed over

Another way to describe something that is fucked up and not working correctly.

I got into a pushing match with some asshole the other day and now my shoulder is cheesed over.

Mechanic: Your engine had no oil in it and now it's cheesed over.

by JoeyBomm March 09, 2024

Cheesed over

Words that are used to explain something not working correctly.

My car is cheesed over since I took it to that shop last week. It won't even start now.

by JoeyBomm March 29, 2024