shit the bed

get up early - under the pretense that if you shit in bed you have to get up anyway and clean it.
see kin ell

Boss - "Not late today then?"
Dude - "Na, shit the bed!"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

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Fuck that shit

1. What you tell your friend when they try and ask you to do some whack shit.

2. What I say to myself when I'm banging your mom.

3. If said at a proper even-keeled tone, a way to subtly disguise your anger over some nonsense that's troubling you.

"Hey bro, I just got back from the repair shop. Help me carry this heavy motor "

'Fuck that shit. I just smoked a fat bowl

by crack is the new black March 20, 2009

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Blue Shit

!) The mildly more food safe version of windex.

2) Poop that happens after eating blue ice cream.

1) "Bro! I got so stoned last night I forgot eating all that blue ice cream. If it were not for the blue shit I would never have known"

2) "The espresso machine is all fucking crusty. Where is the blue shit?"

3) "Don't bring that windex bull shit up in here. Windex is illegal. We have blue shit!"

by Big Black Sexy Daddy J. July 3, 2009

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smoking that shit

Deliberately condescending metaphor denoting (usually, frequent and pervasive)crack cocaine usage/abuse

Where's all yer furniture, VaShawn? Ya'll isn't smoking that shit again, izzya?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

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Shit Field

Regardless of sexual orientation, shit fields are the pastures where an individual resides following a sexual encounter with an "ugly bitch." You are required to maintain the field by picking up the diarrehea that the ugly whore dumps on the green. One tries to escape the shit field by proving themselves capable of acquiring quality ass.

I have been running around in the shit fields for two years before I banged my best friends hot ass mom last week.

by Josh Sears July 15, 2007

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