1 definition by crack is the new black

1. What you tell your friend when they try and ask you to do some whack shit.

2. What I say to myself when I'm banging your mom.

3. If said at a proper even-keeled tone, a way to subtly disguise your anger over some nonsense that's troubling you.
"Hey bro, I just got back from the repair shop. Help me carry this heavy motor "

'Fuck that shit. I just smoked a fat bowl
by crack is the new black March 20, 2009
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