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kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.
Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!
by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022
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Little Caesars Kid

Someone who really likes Little Caesars and says "pizza pizza" in a normal sentence. Usually a kid but if they work at Little Caesars they have the brain size of a kid.
"Hey Lena how is your job at Little Caesars? I hope your not a Little Caesars Kid."
"Pizza pizza"
"Fuck you."
by SolidarityPoint November 20, 2022
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Kid Evier

A young up and coming rapper, from Waterloo iowa, who loves to flex expensive things he haves, loves to flex on hatters, and will do what he wants. Think of lil pump, but with more brain cells common sense.
Kid Evier: Yo broski, I just threw 50 AirPods at a cop car while this one bitch gave me head in my Ferrari.

Friend: that’s li...

Kid Evier: I’m going to go crash my lambo and buy another one.

Friend: ok? Wait. You don’t even have a license yet.

Kid Evier: so
by Kid Evier March 10, 2019
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Clock Kid

The kid who sits below the clock in class and always stares at you when you check the time
Guy: Why does this guy keep looking at me?
Other guy: You’re sitting below the clock don’t be a Clock Kid
by TheMinecraftKid March 4, 2020
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Yodeling Walmart Kid

Yodeling Walmart Kid probably has an article of it on know your meme
by hit that mf yeet April 9, 2018
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"Whoever put this food together needs a good talking to"

"There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

"This is not fine dining, nor buffet, nor Euro, nor Indian, nor a restaurant, nor a feast"

" There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"
by awyouknow July 20, 2022
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