faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).

"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"

by Choisome December 25, 2012

jack buchan

Usually the sort of person to get carried on the world-wide phenomenon “Fortnite”

Fuck sake Jack Buchan’s knocked again

by Skrt skrrt May 21, 2018

jack

a boy who is extremely ugly and smells really bad

stay away from him! hes a jack

by im a chickan May 24, 2017

Kobe jack

When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers

Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack

by Dumb_bitch_03 April 8, 2020

Jack

A Boy that shouts Fuck at his TV if he looses a game of Fortnite.

@PappaJackii

Is that Jack over there, Don,t mess with that Guy.

by PappaJackii May 5, 2020

jack off

its like jerking off but harder and louder

i jack off to mia khalifa

by HighPing June 4, 2019

Headphone Jack

The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.

Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.

Literally nobody:

Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"

Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024