Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

red bottom ass

When you have a rash on your ass

“Oh man I think I have red bottom ass”

by Ryanhart October 8, 2017

eye-red

The act of aiming for more than is deemed to be realistically attainable. Overly ambitious.

Lesley is an eye-red one, she persisted despite doctors' diagnosing her as barren, and is now pregnant with twins.

by Tokinn September 12, 2020

Red

Some flop from twitter who dies to fall damage

Red ate my pizza

Red tried to trickshot but died rip bozo

by I forgor what apple color is September 27, 2021

red diarrhea

Painful to get but yummy and healthy.

man: Yo I just had RED diarrhea
man 2: Congrats
man: thanks man

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020

Red Rocks Disorder

Physical and mental trauma from live concerts that appears months, years, or decades later.

That kids suffering from a case of Red Rocks Disorder. He’s had that weird shape for years. Can appear because of a dissociative.

by postfactor March 29, 2024

high-red

When boo tells u she needs to nap but would like some coffee y'alls can be sure she's high-res - so tired she's high.

fuck me I haven't slept in days I'm high-red

by boyleeo August 2, 2019