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Cum lumps

When a salad is tossed so hard that your cum glands over react cause cum lumps in your ankles.
Sara tossed my salad so hard it gave me Cum Lumps.
by Cum lumper May 27, 2019
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cum squat

When you nut in a girl and she squats then farts it out.
"Bro I just nutted in this chick and she might get pregnant"

"Have her do a cum squat!"
by wildman_69 October 24, 2023
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Cum

Cum is a slang term for substances that exit a person's genitalia during an Orgasm.

Verb : The action of ejaculating. (Cumming)

Noun : Semen, Vaginal Fluids
V : "don't cum in me, I'm not on birth control"
J : "Uhh, too late."

C : "I cummed so hard to the thought of that boy at the party. "
by Тимофей March 24, 2023
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Cum Bruise

The contusion left on the one’s body after an speedy or over-zealous ejaculation.
“I’m not taking you to church with that Cum Bruise on your face.”
by nottravis March 10, 2024
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Phantom Cum

When one feels a sensation of busting a nut but little to no cum is actually released
Jim: Yo! I swore I just came, why don't I see anything?

Joe: That's called Phantom Cum, you just felt the sensation.
by MeowMan191919 July 6, 2025
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Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.
1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
by justinmiller October 13, 2020
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Cum

white stuff from yo dick that makes babys
how do u make children well first a man has to cum in a woman
by sir pablo the 3rd March 13, 2022
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