Fast Follower Syndrome

A knee jerk reaction to requirements or features requested by a customer which have not been designed nor any realistic time line been set for their implementation, other than expressing the sentiment that said features are "Fast Followers". This syndrome is characterized by the upending of any manageable process that establishes a specification of, a time line for, and allocation resources for implementation.

Dev1: "Hey, did you guys here what the product manager just promised the customer? We're not even done with the original features."
Dev2: "Yeah, and we have no way of knowing of when we're going to do that because there's not even any specifications."
Dev1:"I wish product would attempt to avoid Fast Follower Syndrome."
Dev2:"Yeah we're definitely going to be working over Christmas again."

by hel112570 February 13, 2023

Blue Sky Syndrome

The common occurence if walking into a shop that is playing the song "Mr. Blue Sky" and you get excited but you realise the song is already at the shit part.

God damn my blue sky syndrome.

by oreok9 April 8, 2019

Clappal Tunnel Syndrom

Mental fatigue which prevents you from clapping. Caused by over exposure to applause at a meaningless childrens school event where every parent feels the need to clap anytime a persons name is mentioned.

Principal: ( who just finished reading the names of all 500 students who mastered the pencil shapener this year) "Before we recognize all the students who received a grade this year, how about another round of applause for all these future writers".....
Wife: " Honey, your not clapping!?"
Husband: "My hands are worn out and I'm going to need them so that I can shove a spike in my head to relieve the pressure from Clappal Tunnel Syndrom"

by Raleighwood October 8, 2011

Lil Nigga Syndrome

An individual of rather small stature within a group of people that demonstrates pettiness and a lack of control over their emotions that can only be achieved by lil niggas

The doctor recently diagnosed him with Lil Nigga Syndrome

by LOJiggy17 March 21, 2023

SNARL Spouse Syndrome

This term is used to describe a spouse or significant other who claims to have boarded the "anti-fostering train", but is then often caught loving on and sneaking snuggles with the SNARL foster.

My husband has SNARL Spouse Syndrome. He acts like he doesn’t want to foster anymore animals, until I bring one home and I find him snuggling with it.

by SNARLLV February 26, 2022

dante's peak syndrome

The refusal to believe that something has happened or is about to happen

My boss couldn't believe the truck was really that late when I told him. He has Dante's peak syndrome

by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017

Super Whale Syndrome

When a person is so fat their genitals are hidden like a turtle in it's shell.

Me: You have Super Whale Syndrome. Your vagina is completely hidden by your lower fat roll.
Her: You're really rude, but I see what you mean.

by dingusmaniac April 9, 2019