Fortitudinal Penis-ramming

Strength, or fortitude, within the penis region that is then utilized to take the lucky lady to plow town via the ramming. Usually refers to the ultimate air-to-air victory over some Chinaman or Russian pussy, but in this case, it's purely sexual in nature. It's derived from fighter pilot lingo and usually helps to assert dominance in a room full of nonners.

"Marilyn Monroe was the recipient of many a Fortitudinal Penis-ramming from some lucky fighter pilots because she was unable to resist the charisma and musk of such greatness. Especially pilots of the Attack genus."

by Jewcy McJiblets January 4, 2025

unwashed penis

cheesestick
i eat unwashed penis

i eat unwashed penis

by Stixele January 5, 2025

Brigthon Penis

when someone's dick is smaller than average. usually 1-3 inches
also means someone is fruity (gay)

also can be called Brigthon Dick

Liam: ''She yelled at me telling me I had a Brigthon Penis, I yelled back that I don't have a Brigthon Penis''
Ben: ''You know Mark is a real Brigthon Penis.''

by Brigthon Penis January 6, 2025

Tree Penis

A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'

Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis

by Tyler Sla January 13, 2025

Penis levitation

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.

"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.

by Knickers Knackers Knockers June 13, 2025

Penis

Noun.
The male reproductive organ used to urinate and have intercourse with a female. Most animals have a bone called a baculum, also known as the penis bone, but humans lack a baculum, and have a penis fully made of muscle.
Plural:penises

"a penis is the male reproductive organ"

by Gretelismycat June 15, 2025

International Penis Station (IPS)

When three or more Penises come together in a majestic union of curiosity and poor decision-making. Like a human USB hub that no one requested, a rare and ambitious feat usually reserved for a late night with the boys.

"Bro, the sleepover went off the rails — they skipped truth or dare and went straight to the International Penis Station (IPS). I can’t unsee it."

by The boyos June 27, 2025