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your prob 12 living in your moms basement if you think this is funny, and or you in the back of a classroom with your to buddy's going "lEt'S lOoK uP pEnIs" you not funny. (also its what your mom loves)

Your mother loves sucking my penis.

by Bristol730 May 5, 2022

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Bill has a big penis

by Billishot6969 June 24, 2022

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Penis lover

Male or female figure who loves the penile area of a male human

James Charles is a penis lover

by Littlemulletman January 23, 2022

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Ego Penis

The egotistical way men feel their genitalia have sway over other people

Omg, some people’s ego penis. That guy thought he could “make me go straight”

by XnippleheartsX March 23, 2022

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its a penis but pizza roll version :D

random guy: hey suck my penis

Me: thats a choking hazard sorry

by pizzaroll2972927282 November 10, 2020

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Go to the mirror, if you look masculine. Pull your pants, youll see a stick(or worm if ur not as hard as a rock) and a sack with 2 balls. that thing, is ur penis.

Jenna: Hey mom, I think I have a penis!
Jenna's mom: How the f- UR A GIRL!
Jenna: I know, no need to remind me.
Jenna's mom: I'm gotta go talk to your father.

by Laxer35 February 21, 2023

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