five finger wonder

when all five fingers are inserted into the coochie open palm style

“dude did you hear ruby got five finger wondered at her besties house”

“damnn that’s crazyyy”

by isabel06 January 01, 2024

Finger Bun

When you are waving your penis in your wife's face and she abruptly grabs it and tries to ram it up your ass.

If you don't stop waving that thing in my face I'm gunna finger bun it up your ass.

by Bowled Gary March 10, 2019

Schmidt Fingers

When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...

“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”

by OGloc November 26, 2018

Carly finger lala

best person ever. also know as the girl who sticks up middle finger. She makes good friend and LOVES IT. love you carly. By the way I ship marly

I have the best friend in the world
is she a carly finger Lala
yes how did you know

by Mimi S. October 15, 2020

fingerer

somebody who has to touch everything he/she sees

you're such a fingerer jennifer !

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019

Fingerer

A person with Parkinson’s who shakes a lot especially good for clitorous stimulation

“I didn’t fancy strumming myself tonight so I called my personal fingerer”

by The word definer 2021 January 29, 2021

Finger out of asshole

Telling someone to stop doing shit and get on with their task.

Teacher: Finger out of asshole, finish your worksheet, or no recess for you.
Student: ...?

by Mr Confident July 12, 2016