Cum Sandwitch

A cum sandwich is when you are really angry for something and cant figure out a good curse word to yell at it

person 1: hey, what is today
person 2: its you're anniversary

person 1: CUM SANDWITCH!!!1!11!!!!!1!!:1)

by phatscawck September 30, 2021

Phantom Cum

When one feels a sensation of busting a nut but little to no cum is actually released

Jim: Yo! I swore I just came, why don't I see anything?

Joe: That's called Phantom Cum, you just felt the sensation.

by MeowMan191919 July 6, 2025

Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.

1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!

by justinmiller October 13, 2020

Cum

white stuff from yo dick that makes babys

how do u make children well first a man has to cum in a woman

by sir pablo the 3rd March 13, 2022

cum

its a slime like gooey thing that comes out of a man’s dick

playing with *insert random name*’s cum 😻

by albedo’s piss November 17, 2021

cum

when you masturbate to hard

Michael: yo bro imma go watch porn
Bro: ok
12 mins later
Bro: why are your pants white?
Michael: i cummed while watching porn

when you masturbate to fast cum

by i am only in 3rd grade dont as August 4, 2023

CUM COW

Toxic Meme from Aydin's cringy twitch chat

I love saying cum cow

by floordaddy March 9, 2023