Rodeo Cheeseburger

The Rodeo Cheeseburger consists of a sesame seed bun, a hamburger patty, barbecue sauce, onion rings, and a slice of cheese. Together they form the The Greatest Burger that one can eat. Conveniently it is a value menu item.

"This Rodeo Cheeseburger just made me happy despite the fact that I just lost my bid for a piece of the Aggro Crag". (Losing a bid for the Aggro Crag will cause one to commit suicide)

Rodeo Cheeseburger by Bakobuc August 20, 2011

Dream Cheese 

A 'cheese' resulting from a wet dream and then proceeding to not shower or bathe for the following day

"Eric, Why do you smell like dream cheese?!"

Dream Cheese by Callon Kelliano October 7, 2011

no cheese off my sandals 

when you are annoyed with someone and you really dont care

guy 1: ...at least my life is worth something
guy 2: whatever bro, no cheese off my sandals

no cheese off my sandals by JTR4EVA December 2, 2011

Frumunsta Cheese 

The Cheese-like substance found in one's feet when exposed to the natural elements. At can be smelled from over 30 ft. away. Smell can be described as an earthy, nutty, aged cheese smell with a splash of distilled vinegar.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn thats some strong ass Frumunsta Cheese she got in them there feets !!!

Frumunsta Cheese by MrPlatinum69 January 5, 2012

Cougar Cheese 

An older woman's vagina slime.

"Dude I just hooked up with your mom, she has some nasty cougar cheese."

Cougar Cheese by Fieldzzz January 12, 2012

cottage cheese slingshot 

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

cottage cheese slingshot by nevereveragain August 31, 2013

Wisconsin Cheese Log 

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.

Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.

Wisconsin Cheese Log by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013