Penis

Something a guy wants to use one day

You want to use your penis for sex yes?

by Leigh Brian King August 8, 2019

penis parking garage

A person's mouth that is large enough for at least 2 penis'

Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered

by gmoney February 24, 2015

Penis

The most small part of a male's body

Amy: Have you seen how small Jim's penis is?
James: Yeah, it is more small then mine!

by Manual123 April 23, 2019

penis samurai

a member of a powerful military caste in feudal Japan, especially a member of the class of military retainers of the daimyos with a penis.

That penis samurai made me a sandwich.

by DoctorAsap! November 14, 2020

Penis

A leg that excretes acid and works as a milk jar

I just sucked my penis

Must've been delish!

by Stinkyboobs April 18, 2022

Papa Bear penis

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear

He really has a papa bear penis

by Mr good advice April 6, 2023

Peanut Penis

A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.

This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.

Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.

by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024