Chris Brown

Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.
by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022
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Chris Brown

CLEARLY god's favorite person that was created because a man like Chris Brown can sing, dance, AND draw. He is LITERALLY the best looking man on earth so don't do him. He look better than you and your mother so go on with that.
-Lat time i checked, you couldn't dance, sing, or, draw.
get on his level... could never be Chris Brown.
by XxbeanzzzxX September 06, 2022
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person1: i wish i was chris brown. person2: wake up chris breezy 😎🛐
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Chris Brown

Has a net worth of 50 million dollars as of 2023! WHAT HAPPENED TO BOT PICKING ON WOMEN JORDAN!? Is HE an incel? I looks like if they want to fuck you and you have a million dollars you can just beat the shit out of them and there aren't any consequences.
Hym "Chris Brown proves that you're wrong Jordan."
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John: yooo nick totally Chris Brown’d his gf

Adam: ikr!
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Brown Nightmare

A brown nightmare is the name for when a person shits themselves in their sleep. A brown nightmare could be the result of an actual nightmare and pooping yourself out of fear, the product of a sickness such as the flu or Covid, or the result of eating greasy food before falling asleep.

A brown nightmare is NOT the result of a chronic disease such as Crohn's or IBS. It is also not related to the aptly named "sleeping shits".
Marcus: "Yo, did you hear that Austin had a brown nightmare last night?"
Evelyn: "Probably because of all that chili he ate before bed."
by DrPotatoSkins December 04, 2023
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Brown Diaper

The act of shitting on your partners face, whilst your pants are still on.
Hey Luke, did Jennifer tell you about the brown diaper i gave her?
Yeah man, she said it was a real steamer!
by camharris27 March 21, 2020
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