nut wish

Is when a female puts your nuts in her hand and licks and sucks the magic stick until you nut then when you do she takes the nut and puts it in a jar and sits it in her house somewhere as if they were ashes and calls it her kids then when she wants to get pregnant she fertlizes it

Can you do a nut wish please during sex lady...we gon have to edit that out.

by saysfuck.shit December 12, 2020

Nut cabob

Garry Nolan

Garry is a nut cabob.

by Manders74 May 24, 2017

Nut

1. Nut, in botany, dry hard fruit that does not split open at maturity to release its single seed. ... A nut resembles an achene but develops from more than one carpel (female reproductive structure), often is larger, and has a tough woody wall. Examples of true nuts are the chestnut, hazelnut, and acorn.

2. Bustin on a bitch

Honey can you eat this nut (acceptable for both definitions)

by SimpleMindedSackofShit April 28, 2021

Raspberry Petunia Nut

When you nut in a raspberry and drink it

Damn Gilbert! That Raspberry Petunia Nut was good!

by Dick Fiddle July 21, 2018

Plan B FIFTY DOLLAR NUT

Man pays 50 dollars for a plan B just to ejaculat in a girl who can get pregnant.

I'm going out tonight and getting me a plan b fifty dollar nut tonight.

by Reeeseee June 10, 2021

Thug Nuts

when a black mans balls are the size of an egg, he has thug nuts

"Wow! That gangster really has thug nuts!"
"I wish my nuts were that big!"

by PPHRD October 15, 2018

Ding nut

A ding nut is a person who sucks at everything including lying. Mostly when they lie to their girlfriend about being asleep but they’re actually playing video games and ignoring her.

Damn, Raymond is such a ding nut.

by Thetruedefiner December 13, 2021