raft monkey

a racist term directed to Mexicans or Puerto Ricans

man 1:GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM RAFT MONKEY
man 2:IM FROM PEURTO RICO ITS A PART OD AMERICA
man 1:WOMP WOMP NIGGA

by the shizler March 13, 2024

monkey bridge

A situation in which a monkey is used as a 'bridge' in-between sexual partners as a means of contraception.

Henry and Mary did a monkey bridge last night, they are quite adventurous.

by the wwissardd January 23, 2015

Monkey Time

A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.

Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.

by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021

Lumber Monkey

Derogatory slang used by Canadian meth heads.

Vince is a lumber monkey.

by Stanksodanky March 27, 2025

Garbage Monkey

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.

“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”

by Chehala March 18, 2021

ninja monkey

the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they

can live on.

gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes

gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.

by ninjamonkey101 November 13, 2011

Spunk monkey

A word given to a unsually horny man , that goes wild to the even slightest touch of a female

What the fuck Jeremy you sure are a "spunk Monkey"

by Amanmakingtheworldabetterplace January 1, 2017