Fluffy Nutted Erection

When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.

Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.

by randomgirl182 October 9, 2012

Macadamia Nuts

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.

I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/

by Justice for Rachel December 26, 2020

Shivering Nuts

When your so scared, that your love sacks start shaking up your swimmers to wake em' up.

Dude that movie was so scary! My wife was playing with my Wiggler Jigglers, and she noticed my Shivering Nuts.

by genemutant November 7, 2023

Shit nuts

A common phrase used by stoners when things get heavy or they get into a tight situation.

Hey man how you doing? Not bad, look at this ounce I just picked up. (takes out ounce). Shit nuts that stuff look dank man let's get on it.

by The great.. OMG its nearly 420 February 7, 2012

Nig nuts

The nuts from a Nigerian man

Tyler: I like nig nuts and I cannot like

Ryan: Ay that's gay

Noah: Dude what the fuck

by Gayasstiller September 28, 2019

No Nut November Official Pass

You can get a no nut November pass for each week that you haven't nutted (This also includes 0 to puberty). This is one of the only ways to get this pass but it can also be gotten like this. Get a girl to give you one or don't nut for a month.

Hey bro did you get the No Nut November Official pass.
Yeah I have 396 of them

by Curiosity's November 28, 2023

Nut Tucker

A man who dresses or acts like a character from " The Nutcracker".

Where is your nut tucker girlfriend? She looks so handsome you say. She tucks them back right?

by Stayflo November 23, 2022