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Surprise Fuck

When a girl that you like isn't paying attention, so you want to pleasure her by sweeping her off your feet so you whip it out and SURPRISE! you stick it in and whip it out before she even has time to react!
Graham: Hey bro, did you surprise fuck Paige yet?
Reese: Not yet man, I'm working on it here.
Graham: Awww come on man, you are such a PUSSY. Just do it, thats how i was made
by Graham the man January 18, 2009
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hippie fuck

by kakadu February 4, 2009
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fuck squad

When you and your squad get crunk while swaggin out.
Joe: What are you guys doing tonight?
Me: We doing some fuck squad shit and you ain't invited
by theOGFUCKBOY January 4, 2015
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Fucking retarded

A state of being in which one lacks basic knowledge and, or, common sense.
by BallsMcGee123 April 11, 2017
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fuck boy

a boy who pretends to love a girl when really they're flirting with a bunch of other girls
Conner Mayson is a fuck boy cause he flirts with other girls even tho he have a girlfriend
by ice to see ya March 6, 2017
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Smelly Fuck

a very smell individual who cannot figure out why he has been given this obscene alias
by Ih8sean April 30, 2004
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fuck post

1. A woman to whom you have no emotional attachment to, but fuck retarded on a regular basis

2. a large cock
Damn dude you fuck post is real fuckn' ugly, but w/e

jan marvaled at jhon's huge fuck post
by h4z4rd April 17, 2004
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