PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO

When someone decides to cuck you out of doing something that you wanted to do ,yet he decided to go of to do it with randoms.

John:Yo Ben did you hear what Chad did.
Ben: hey what did he do?
John:He pulled PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO on our group like it so hard.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2018

pulled a red guy

freezing up when an attractive girl talks to you.

That girl was hot, can't believe you pulled a red guy.

by malarkys21 March 25, 2010

pulled a grace pettitt

somebody who finds someones closest post office and/or coop

she was such a psychopath, she pulled a grace pettitt

by smellyoldfarts February 15, 2021

Pulling a Dee Dee

When your friend invites a someone to your hang without everyone’s permission

Based off Dee Dee from Five Nights at Freddys

“Seriously, Fred can’t stop Pulling a Dee Dee on us!”

by TheDoodleNoodle December 2, 2019

the afghan pull out

When some senile old white dude takes a shit on a bunch of dead soldiers while telling an ethnic girl he’s going to pull out but only does half way then makes her get an abortion.

They be hidin biden after the Afghan pull out

by Perrybellum September 28, 2021

Pull an Ice-T

To suddenly become violent and threatening, even if you are a nice person.

Did you see Ernest over there? Please join in on his anger over pizza that was five minutes late, and pull an Ice-T along with him.

by Fillmaster December 16, 2011

Pulled pork spick

A noun identifying a Hispanic person whom pulls pork for a living. Also, commonly used toward blue collar workers named Joshua.

“Joshua, I don’t want some pulled pork spick touching my computer!”

by Idfk 😐 January 13, 2018