Edible Nut

When you take an edible and get so high, that when you cum, you almost pass out

Last night I got high with my wife, when she sucked me off I had an edible nut.

by Funnydad69 August 11, 2022

Post Nut Rhythm

(sometimes called post nut rhythmicality) an exceedingly rare phenomenon in which, instead of feeling disgust or regret after ejaculating, one instead feels an uncontrollable urge to listen to a specific song. this phenomenon will be more common if you have been listening to music while masturbating.

"dude i was listening to some sick judas priest songs while wanking earlier and the post nut rhythm hit me like a freight train next thing you know i was listening to You've Got Another Thing Coming on loop for five hours straight"
"what"

by johnny legbreaker August 14, 2024

Nut rage

When a person is served nuts in a bag and not on a plate, especially in first class like they should be.

Heather Cho went full on nut rage when she was served nuts in a bag like a peasant.

by Madorlando September 18, 2020

Nut-to-night ratio (NNR)

The amount of nuts busted in accordance with the numbers of nights spent with someone

My Nut-to-Night ratio (NNR) with Hanna is 4:1 this week

by The giant worm August 9, 2022

shudder nut

When you a guy nuts so good his body shakes vigorously, or shudders, so to say.

"Man, she sucked me so good I had a damn shudder nut. I think she thought it was a seizure at first but we Gucci.

by The1QueenBee August 29, 2017

Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands

*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”

by Danno July 14, 2018

Nut challenge

2 men boy a game where they can only be in underwear for minimal protection of genitals/nuts/balls/what’s on a boy’s body then both men grab the others genitals and on the count of 3 start to squeeze the others genitals fist one to give up has to do what the winter says for a week

1: That was a good nut challenge

2: my nuts are sore from the nut challenge

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022