The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The
empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.
empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.
1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?
2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.
2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.
by Chas501 February 2, 2017
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guy 2: "get off my stick" or " get off my motherfuckin long ass fat ass five dollar foot long ass dick(penis)"
guy 2: "get off my stick" or " get off my motherfuckin long ass fat ass five dollar foot long ass dick(penis)"
by T Wells May 16, 2008
Get the get off my stick mug.a slang term used to mean having sex, derived when a group of students were talking about sex and making up random slang terms, the terms coffee and tea were also used in this group
by shoebiedobie May 23, 2006
Get the took our shoes off mug.when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.
I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"
by weiny0402 November 7, 2018
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Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.
Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.
Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.
Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.
Sure, I'll believe him when he gets off his golden couch.
Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.
This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!
Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.
This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!
by MyNameMeansLion August 31, 2020
Get the Get Off Your Golden Couch mug.In the days of early politics after 1776, long before television and radio, political candidates would stand on wooden boxes, often ''soapboxes'', in the town square in order to address large crowds. The term soapbox stuck, and ever since then has been used in instances when somebody tries to preach his or her personal views.
There goes Mary trying to tell everyone how to live, I think I'll tell her , ''Get down off your soapbox''.
by Nishnob September 21, 2017
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