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processed cheese

A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.

The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.
"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.
by KNCVBKK January 9, 2024
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cheese dick

someone who has a large amount of white discharge/fluid built up on the shaft of their penis
steven has the worst cheese dick i’ve seen”
by maddiesex January 23, 2023
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Cheese balls

The taste of LONDYNS COOCH
by Unknown man 9085689 May 11, 2022
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Cheese melted

A sandwich made in the microwave with 3 pieces of white american cheese on sliced bread, cooked for 32 seconds.. invented by Lori and Marci in the early 1980's
Lori made her best friend Marci a cheese melted for lunch.
by belladeefy May 8, 2020
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tim cheese

- Damn did you hear about the murder on John Pork? + Yes, he was just found dead, I bet tim cheese is behind all of this.
by cheezking April 3, 2025
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cheese puncher

Cheese Puncher - slang term for a male homosexual . First used on Season 1, Episode 6 of “Ted” (on internet app “ Peacock”).
…”Your son is doesn’t play sports, he’s 16, he’s minty, he picks the egg shells out of the garbage , he’s going to be a cheese puncher.” Ted
by Lawman1646 March 26, 2024
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ate that cheese bread

when you get a (pronoun) on the their back and you just start licking that taint, and or gooch, because you dont which hole to aim for.
I was with this girl last night and I don't what she was into so Iate that cheese bread yo!
by kolsonice November 23, 2024
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