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Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.
Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
by Billy1298 January 9, 2024
mugGet the Ass Nutsmug.

Nut

1. (noun) A seed that has an edible interior and a hard shell
by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025
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nut crumbs

When you ejaculate on your partner and it dries out and becomes crystallised on their skin.
Hey, your back is covered in nut crumbs.
by Fire9388 December 27, 2020
mugGet the nut crumbsmug.

monkey nut

like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would

alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo
"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"

alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"
by teachannnn January 20, 2023
mugGet the monkey nutmug.

Nostalgia Nut

A nostalgic memory from something you like (like a video game you used to play) and that nostalgia is so good it gives you a mental orgasm
Person 1: Dude, I was playing skyrim the other day and when the soundtrack kicked in I got a weird mental orgasm

Person 2: Oh I feel you, its like a nostalgia nut, right?

Person 1: EXACTLY!
by Harolds BJBJ's December 3, 2019
mugGet the Nostalgia Nutmug.

clutch nut

When your nuts hurt from pushing in a clutch pedal all day.
(walks into house after trucking all day) Wife-why are you constantly grabbing your balls!? Husband-ive been trucking all day and I've got a bad case of clutch nut!
by Racer89 July 30, 2019
mugGet the clutch nutmug.

No Nut November

A sacred month where you stop filling oreos and stop eating nuts and stop jerking off
Person 1: hey dude I'm gonna fail No Nut November

Person 2: wait it's NNN
by Justaidiot November 1, 2021
mugGet the No Nut Novembermug.

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