cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022

Cultured Nut

A nut to something of culture.. like old paintings, or literature. Things you can discuss with a glass of red wine in hand.

"ay jerry i hit the fattest cultured nut last night"
"steve you were locked up in the mental ward five years ago how are you out steve"
"its not important. nutted to lady liberty leading the people."

by damnerofsouls March 25, 2022

Nut Coffee

Coffee that has been tea bagged
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee

"This coffee is pretty good but I wish it was a Nut Coffee"

by PlasmaDay March 25, 2022

nut duvet

Ejaculating into a duvet consistently, avoiding the requirement for socks or tissue. The duvet should avoid being washed to ensure potency.

Tito Jackson just uses a nut duvet because he’s a lazy boy.

by Nutduvetlover March 27, 2022

nuts

nuts it can be good and bad because nuts can be defined as balls or as just plain NUTS, and theres just the food nuts.

1 i want to suck nuts
2 nuts are good
3 see that guys hes nuts

by a guy with NUTS AKA bob March 28, 2022

Plucking your nuts

Sitting around doing nothing, not making yourself useful, procrastinating

Jared stop plucking your nuts dude, you have homework to do

by Jared Taylor March 28, 2022

Deez Nuts

Lol

Person 1: Do you like these nuts?
Person 2: ...Yes?
Person 3: Well, you might like; DEEZ NUTS

by Gato20 March 29, 2022