Prison term that describes an inmate that concerns themself with things that are out of their control; making their prison sentence alot harder than it is
Chris: Mike is always worried about shit that he can't control.
Alex: Yea, Mike is always "hard-timing."
Alex: Yea, Mike is always "hard-timing."
by Pharmacyboy101 December 14, 2023

by Boi132 April 1, 2020

The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"
by Stygmatik November 27, 2019

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by Zeroi13i January 16, 2020

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

by Just for you Lauren November 25, 2019
