Cum Sandwitch

A cum sandwich is when you are really angry for something and cant figure out a good curse word to yell at it

person 1: hey, what is today
person 2: its you're anniversary

person 1: CUM SANDWITCH!!!1!11!!!!!1!!:1)

by phatscawck September 30, 2021

Own Cum

Own Cum - To masturbate and shoot a cumshot onto your face and/or in your own mouth.

My girlfriend caught me masturbating and as my punishment, she made me taste my own cum!

by Evo Zondo May 30, 2024

Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile

JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.

by Afawoopster March 5, 2019

frothy cum

cum that has been kneaded almost like slime, appears to be foamy, bubbly.

Boy #1; Oh my god! my cum is so frothy.
Boy #2; Woah dude! it is, its so foggy! its frothy cum!

by PO3 March 26, 2024

Cum

You know what it is www.xhamster.com to learn!

Person 1: Im gonna cum!
person 2: No the fuck you arent!

by comrade of knowledge December 28, 2021

Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.

I was watching Jesus Cumming

by JESUS CUMMING April 5, 2023

Cum quad

The male equivalent of a “Karen”. One whose wife wears the pants in the relationship and has a bigger set of balls. King of manginas.

Brad was being a real cum quad today.

by Douchealot September 14, 2020