a shanky monkey is a phenomenal specimen, usually caught residing in the depths of nigeria, with many big black men. his physical appearance is true to a long, thin, black, scrumptious stick. he has multiple associates who constantly bully the poor shanky monkey, and few friends who watch and laugh. his mother considers him a complete and utter embarrassment to the monkeys. he is not thick, strong, or as sexy as he should be. shanky is the very embodiment of "almost there" and his brethren make sure to let him know it.
by shankyisblackandproud April 28, 2022
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by LatvianGod May 20, 2023
Get the Rat Monkey mug.I can't believe this stupid monkey just tried to run out me with rook acog before he dropped plates, gn.
by Claiborne Kick November 16, 2020
Get the Monkey mug.A glazed baked dough creation. Created by making dough into ball shaped peices, slathering them in a cinnimony sugary, syrupy, mixture and then placing them all in a single pan to cook. Resulting in a pull apartable delight.
ORIGIN: 7th grade home-ec class (actual name is monkey bread)
ORIGIN: 7th grade home-ec class (actual name is monkey bread)
Daaamn, Bob Belliveau from Easton who wrote this description using a bunch of made up descriptive words because youre a master english wordsmith, that monkey balls recipe from easton junior high school in massachussetts is still the best, man.
by smokeabonethug August 23, 2014
Get the monkey balls mug.Monkey twist is a position when both standing and where a girl takes her friend by the neck and like hangs on him while she puts her legs around his hips. Nothing sexual, but of course better in a real skinny dip adventure.
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