Terminal Nut

When you beat your meat while driving and try and get a high score on the speedometer.

Man my Terminal Nut record is only at 25 mph.

by Some guy ig April 29, 2024

Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me May 25, 2018

Ballsack nuts man

a man that has giant hairy nuts but his ballsack is fire

ayy nice ballsack nuts man

by retard ass man 20907 October 1, 2020

Deez Nuts

Lol

Person 1: Do you like these nuts?
Person 2: ...Yes?
Person 3: Well, you might like; DEEZ NUTS

by Gato20 March 29, 2022

num nut

Vicky

whoah vicky is a num nut!

by donkeygetoutofmaswamp November 26, 2018

Deez Nuts

Ha! Gadeem!

Guy 1: I got a package today.

Guy 2: What was it?
Guy 1: Deez Nuts!

by FireFlame Official March 30, 2019

scientific nut

scientific nut, is when you nut as hard as scientist say you can nut, and manage to nut 9 feet

(Scientist): how is it going with the nutting?

(Subject): i dont think its possible to scientific nut that hard, i think we shold give up on the operati-

BANG!!!

(Scientist): Bring in the next subject! The last one could'nt do it

by PersonWithPHDInSmart February 25, 2019