Brown Water Rafting

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.

Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 22, 2025

Brown's Law

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.

-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop

by MRB703 April 15, 2024

Brown's Law

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.

-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop

by MRB703 April 15, 2024

Brown triangle

The consumption of Adderall, coffee, and nicotine, all within a few hours, that causes a violent release of everything in your bowels, similar to the Hershey Squirts

Damn, I accidentally hit the brown triangle and shit a hole straight through my favorite pants half an hour later

by kcourt November 03, 2020

Lydia Brown

Lydia Browns are so cool, interesting and funny.

They are so caring and sexy.

But also secretly badass as hell.

That Lydia Brown seemed really calm and sexy on our first date, then she bit my lip off.

by BlackMarketMusic90 June 08, 2018

brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.

"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."

by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 16, 2017

kaitlyn brown

kaitlyn is a real life fish. she is very funny and is a joy to be around and we're still waiting for her to go into the olympics. you go girl! shes also madly obsessed with fictional characters, green and has a wife <3

1: whos that?
2: are you living under a rock? thats the living fish, kaitlyn brown!!!

by ?!$@$% May 02, 2022