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cock blocked by oprah

The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).
Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011
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Cock and Ball Nurture

Cock and Ball Nurture (CBN) is the opposite of Cock and Ball Torture. It is when the cock and balls are well taken care of, nourished, and encouraged to thrive.
Cock and ball torture? No thanks, I prefer cock and ball nurture!
by moringua raitaborua August 15, 2019
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cock puffs O'hoolahan

Famous Dubliner who fiendishly puffs the cock.
Like Jason mewes (Jay and Silent Bob) would say......He (Cock puffs O'hoolahan) LOVES the cock!!
by Pete Negwaski! October 10, 2007
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Shotgun-Cock

The hand motion made by african americans (usually) in an attempt to embarrass "Whitie". The motion usually starts with one hand up high and when "Whitie" isn't expecting it the hand quickly drops the the african americans penile area and then back up to the "whities" face meanwhile all of the African american Pack start to howl and scream scarying poor "whitie" away.
African american: Hey brother high five.
----Hand held high----
"Whitie": ...ok ----Raises hand----
African american: ----Shotgun-cock----
African american Pack: ---howling and screaming----
"Whitie": ----Runs away----
by Trogdor <CTG> <3 Ninja's June 27, 2004
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Cock Ness Monster

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.
Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.
by Sastwatch December 9, 2008
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cock my suck

An expression used by impaired drunkards everywhere.
“Cock my suck,” he slurred as he fell face forward onto the sidewalk.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019
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Kentucky Cock Slap

A girl is on her knees you jerk off in your hand stick your dick in the girls mouth and slap her in the face with the cum in your hand
Damn that was a great Kentucky Cock Slap John did on Tammy Lin
by freztubegod September 18, 2017
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