Popular Bitch Syndrome

What happens when you get flooded with so many DMs and Notification that you get overwhelmed and put off replying. Your replies get heavily delayed and important conversations get buried by random DM requests. Eventually rendering your dopamine receptors used and abused and gaped by social media overload and wreaking havoc on your social interactions

sorry I took so long to get back to you, I've got a bad case of Popular Bitch Syndrome

by aintapuppy December 11, 2022

Caesar Salad Syndrome

Caesar Salad Syndrome (CSS) is a minimally pernicious set of symptoms, usually presenting as a very involved and helpful person. Often associated with the phrase, "It takes a village", persons with CSS feel concerned with and achieve satisfaction from helping others. Effected persons often have an idiosyncratic craving for Caesar Salad.

If I could shake this Caesar Salad Syndrome, I could take care of my own needs. I have bills to pay!

by ElCommissioner August 17, 2020

Midget Arm Syndrome

When a person has arms that are wider than they are long. This, giving the appearance that they are shorter than they actually are.

Person 1: "Wow Dan's arms are short!"
Person 2: "It's an illusion, he's got midget arm syndrome. They're 15" that's why..."

by B4tm4n October 14, 2015

Phantom Baby Syndrome

When you drop off the baby & feel like they’re still with you

Person A: Why’s that lady having a short panic attack at this Xmas party?
Person B: She forgot the baby’s at grandma’s. She’s suffering from Phantom Baby Syndrome.

by GibsonsDad December 16, 2022

Koolaid man syndrome

Koolaid syndrome also known as the Kasheffect is a gift/mental defect someone is given/born with at birth when the gifted one is so incredibly awesome and cool and amazing it pushes them to achieve great things

Mother: Doctor my baby isn’t like other children what’s wrong

Doctor: Madam nothing is wrong with your child he simple has a rare case of Koolaid man syndrome your child is incredibly awesome!

by Koolaid man May 5, 2021

Crab Arm Syndrome

Crab arm syndrome is when one arm is excessively more muscular than the other due to chronic masturbating

Colin has crab arm syndrome from beating his meat too much

by Assrhamar March 16, 2019

sissy-bimbo-syndrome

when a femboi sissy or t-grlr is triggerd by specific words or images they become a cum craving horny dumb slut
this is incurable and highly contagious

doctor: im afraid you have sissy-bimbo-syndrome
there is only thing left to do now(unzips pants)

by Trandolf-the-gay June 1, 2023