Penis

3 inches is good enough

“You have such a small penis”, the woman said. “The boys didn’t think so”, he responded

by Canyon34 February 19, 2021

penis slut

dirty cum slut

you penis slut.

by wfjnbhjiwyuhhi hwighaiuwyhg4o8 August 7, 2021

glossy penis

When a girl sucks on a guys penis then the girl applies the lipstick and sucks it even more

Girl1:I just got laid last night I have him a glossy penis

Girl2:wow nice. You actually got laid

by Lillian goodman April 18, 2018

Penis Colada

The result of having successfully pleasant-tasting cum after purposely drinking pineapple juice.

Dammnnn I heard about this craze where you drink pineapple juice and it makes your cum taste. I tried it and it worked! I had a penis colada.

by Cock for a tale June 4, 2023

My penis

The smallest thing on the fucking earth

I have a micro penis. My penis is the size of a ant

by My Micro Penis May 25, 2021

Penis

A long cylinder that you once sucked at a sleepover and now the owner barely interacts with you, not even bothering viewing your Instagram stories because he's a man whore and a fucking 5.9 incher bitch, who then goes and tells your friends about how you begged him for it when actually he's the one that was literally saying "just do it" (you were hesitant but ultimately gave in). Then a month later, texts you and says he wants to go for another round but you deny because he lost his fucking chance and also you dont want it ruining your friendship like the last time it happened.

Person 1: ok I'll suck your penis
Person 2 (man whore): good boy
3 months later
Person 1: Fuck you bitch jokes on you cause you mean nothing to me and Im finally getting over you so haha
Man whore: wanna try again?
Person 1: no I'm sorry (is thrown back to square one, needing to get over him all over again

by E.M.M112606 May 14, 2023

penis eater 200

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Person1: Hey whats your talent?
Person2: Penis eater 200

by Penis eater 200 January 24, 2022