penis

literally cock

omg is that cock ? yeah it’s penis

by weloveadrixn October 13, 2020

Little Penis

A tiny excuse for a male organ. Makes you want to kill yourself...

A little penis will not satisfy anyone, not even yourself!

by Itty bitty bob January 14, 2020

penis

what you have none of and like sucking on

I like you penis

thanks babe

by idkwhatmynamesiss December 27, 2021

penis

yes

the penis is yes

by asdfghjklxcgvbhj0gvd wbjnsacxq June 14, 2024

Bungee Penis

A permantely erected dick

Bro, your mums a magician, since i banged her, i got a bungee penis

by Dicky88 March 22, 2018

I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS

A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it

Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?

by Your dad is gone lol April 26, 2025

The Peni-Copter

While having sex, the males penis will start rapidly swinging around in a circle like the blades of a helicopter. Anyone that happens to be on the penis in this time will become part of the penis helicopter and start rapidly swinging in a circle, also becoming the blades of a helicopter. This will cause both of the people having sex to fly off and never be seen or heard from again.

"Hey dude, did you hear of what happened to Rick last night? When he had sex with Tiffany, he did The Peni-Copter. I havent seen him since."

by GayUnicornAaron June 5, 2019