U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

friends with benefits

When 2 individuals engage in sexual intercourse constantly but has no sort of feeling toward one another.

Me and Amy are friends with benefits

by wefinnafuck20000 November 16, 2019

Reverse Friend Zoned

When A Guy/Girl likes you but decides asking you out would be awkward if you said no and decided to just stay friends with you.

Sofia: So you like Karl?
Lily: Yeah I do, why?
Sofia: You should ask him out!
Lily: I don't think I will, were good friends and I want to stay friends instead of making things awkward.
Sofia: Oof I guess he got Reverse Friend Zoned.

by Bluedeviler December 12, 2022

New friends

If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).

New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?

by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022

Chicken friend

Scattered head, fake.

When I make it big I will get rid of all my chicken friends.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Friending

A racist way to say friend (mainly) in a mocking way to someone of usually (South Asian descent)

You are very friending indeed Sir!

by G.G.D July 26, 2024

Blah friend

A blah friend is a friend that gets annoying very fast but you keep them around simply because you’re bored. A blah friend usually talks about their life when no one asked. If you’re a blah friend, stop.

Friend: bro idk Vanessa has been acting like such a blah friend lately

Friend 2: so why are you still friends with her?

Friend: because she’s the only person to talk to when I’m bored.

by Haileyislazy on insta June 21, 2020