trippin' balls

When you are hornier then fuck, and all you need is a piece of ass.

Girlfriend:What's wrong?
Boyfriend:Fuck. I'm trippin' balls.
Girlfriend:*smile*

by Rebkahhhhhh April 20, 2008

my balls are on fire

when you have to piss real bad

is that bathroom open i'm about to piss on this carpet,my balls are on fire.

by Kimmi998 June 3, 2010

Shit Balls Cold

When something is so cold your balls and shit could possibly freeze.

Dude, your pool is shit balls cold! I'm not going in that shit!

by smither July 21, 2004

bedroom foot ball

Playing foot ball in a persons room and tackling eachother ito objects such as walls and tables, breaking things.

Boys, stop playing bedroom football, you are going to break something.

by jack Os December 7, 2002

Balls deep Nelson

The act of locking your young lady in a Full Nelson wrestling hold whilst ploughing her from behind.

Spot the dog yelped excitedly as Jack made Jane yelp as he plugged her blow hole with a Balls deep Nelson

by MurderousYoric May 26, 2009

Golf Ball Arse

To describe a person who arse is that riddles with celulite that it looks like a golf ball.

jose : oi bro check out that bitches arse

adam : na bro thats a golf ball arse check out all the celulite

by wodawick November 22, 2009

Magic 8 Ball

The magic 8 ball is a divination device where you ask the ball a question, shake it, and then it gives you an answer.

But secretly, the answer comes from the Devil because if you take the numbers 1 to 8 (ie: 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8) and add them up you get 36 and if you do the same with the numbers from 1 to 36 you get 666! The magic 8 ball is also black which of course everybody knows is the color of evil!

Joey: Hey Magic 8 Ball will I get a date with that hot blond Sally this weekend?
Magic 8 Ball: Don't count on it! (Evil laugh echos in the ethers in the background)

by Sir Sarcasto February 6, 2017