face time

recieving head from a girl

my girlfriend likes to give me face time

by xplot June 22, 2003

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McCarthy Standard Time

The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.

Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.

Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?

Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄

by x427 January 9, 2023

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Wharfie Time

A time period within a game of Australian Rules Football when players of the Fremantle Football Club are inspired to show extraordinary strength, skill and aggression.

“Put on your Superman capes, it’s Wharfie Time.” - Matthew Pavlich 28:16-20

by Danny_Whitaker May 24, 2024

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Snyder time

Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.

“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”

by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021

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